Coolest. Race. Ever

A few of my co-workers shared an absolutely inspired idea with me. A half-dozen or so of them are going to run a four mile race. This race will consist of two equal segments separated by a dozen doughnuts that must be consumed before running the second segment. What an ingenious idea! I don't even know if I can eat a dozen doughnuts. I think a competitor's best bet is to come as close as possible to sprinting the first two miles, eat the fat pills, then walk/jog the second segment of the race as best as possible. I'm not stupid enough to try my idea, I declined to participate. Maybe next year.