Things That Make You Go Boom

If you like things that are awesome, click here. Right this moment. I'll tell you why things like this happen. Sometimes mankind emerges from the dark forest of daily life, to emerge upon a rolling plain of grass and clover, with the sun shining and a light breeze blowing. At that moment mankind realizes "hey, the company executives are on vacation for a month, and we have two train engines that are scheduled to be cut up for scrap, let's be awesome!".

I don't know, maybe that kind of epic dudeness only happens in Texas. Or does it...