Thursday, April 30, 2009
Featherbuster
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
The Coolest Three Word Conversation Ever
"What it is."
Seriously. I haven't heard that phrase uttered un-ironically in decades. Not only that, it perfectly summed up this individual's all-out lounging and laissez-faire attitude toward our band of interlopers in his world. No further conversation was helpful, desired, or necessary. Indeed.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Mess With The Bull...
This whole fascination was kicked off in my work cubicle about 2 years ago when this commercial for Snickers came out. Pure genius. Of course, every time somebody sat down to eat lunch or drink a caffeinated beverage, and imaginary feast horn was sounded. We actually got pretty good at imitating it. Well, turnover at work being what it is (or was, I should say, since attrition has dropped virtually to zero in the current economy), I found myself surrounded at work by new guys who didn't have the proper knowledge or respect for the significance of the horn's call. That's where the brilliance of the Internet ("now on computers!") came in. Check this out (sorry, you have to cut & past into your browser, no linking):
http://www.audiblebeauty.net/do-not-link/king/hardhrim_horn.wav
http://www.audiblebeauty.net/do-not-link/fellowship/horngondor.wav
http://www.audiblebeauty.net/do-not-link/king/rohan_horn.wav
http://www.audiblebeauty.net/do-not-link/towers/eldarhorn.wav
All the guys I sit with are now on board, now that I have these files to play at-will while working, and often when somebody enters or exits our cubicle an appropriate horn is sounded.
Oh, and did I mention that Warhammer: Dark Omen has a horn as a butt-kicking item for your armies to use? I still have to write about that game. One day soon...
Saturday, April 18, 2009
The Lesson, As Always...
- Lifting weights is good. The zoo is good. But combining the two by carrying 70 lbs of kids at the giraffe exhibit is exhausting.
- Committing yourself to work through diligence, education, and humility brings crushing workloads and frustration.
- Committing yourself to work through diligence, education, and humility brings recognition and personal satisfaction.
- Reconciling the previous two points is a daunting endeavor, to say the least.
- Selling your house is much easier when you pick a realtor who is familiar with your segment of the market, you have put some effort into the house, and your Wifey is able to commit copious amounts of time making it sparkle for showing it to prospective buyers.
- Through either age, lack of other talent, or some other sort of doom, it's inevitable that I will be a softball pitcher (slow-pitch).
- The Office is still just about the best thing going on television.
- When holding hostages, the Naval warship is not really offering to throw you a line to help you weather high seas.
- And the flashes in the sunlight are not from men holding binoculars, but rifle scopes.
- Our latest word of the day at work: chicanery
- Just because: Turtle Man. I heart the Rebel Yell. Closing word to the wise: don't choose ponds on farms to hunt snappers, you don't want to know what rinses into them.