Friday, March 28, 2008
Technical Difficulties
Technical difficulties with the computer and 50 hour work weeks (let's just be glad those guys weren't using real ordnance) have interfered with my posts of late. I shall return...
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The Future's So Bright...
It doesn't hurt to hang out with a posse that knows how to party
If ZZ Top saw this abuse of cheap sunglasses, they'd be suing for royalties.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
And She Only Turned 3 Years Old Today
Rising Tide of Waste
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Dorque Multiplier
Recently, Sweetness demolished me in three consecutive games of Hi Ho Cherry-O. It's a very simple board game, but I never even sniffed victory. To help myself feel a little smarter, Sweets and I took apart the decade old and no longer needed can opener. I got to show her a gear train. Here's a snippet of video where she shows me how it works:
As you can see, we have a perfectly good (if slightly noisy due to wear) electric motor, and a torque multiplier to step down the speed and give some useful umph at the output end. Since we have a newer model, the question now is: what do we use this fantastic device for? If anybody actually reads this blog, I WANT YOUR IDEAS. It could drive rigged to do almost anything: drive a clothesline, open/shut the kitchen garbage can, operate the drain plug on the sink... basically anything within the horsepower/work limits of the existing motor and gear train.
The frustrating thing for me is that this technology has been around since about the 1830's, it's still very difficult to implement them into military designs at work. While my expertise on the sparky end of things is limited, I am growing convinced that the problems lie in developing the controller, which means dumb "push the button and go" mechanisms are the way to go, even if they draw high current. It's cheaper in the long run. I'll have to see if we can tear apart any other fascinating obsolescent devices around the house.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Best Euphemism I've Heard Lately
We all burp, but when I down a Coke Zero or Miller High Life, I have no need to reach for a napkin. Let's be honest, the burp cloth really has nothing to do with burping. Let's try to come up with a more honest but not disgusting name for this truly useful piece of fabric.
Thank you for your time.
It's Obvious, Really
Sweetness (coming upon her father, ITYW, lifting weights to capitalize on Old Man Strength): "Daddy, are those weights heavy?"
ITYW: "They're a little heavy."
Sweetness: "You should use smaller ones"
Saturday, March 1, 2008
They Don't Make'em Like They Used To, eh?
Here, the stem had failed (the pointy part on the tip is supposed to be a flat), preventing rotation of the valve using the knob. That means it was very tough to switch the water from the spigot to the shower:
But over a year ago, water began to leak between the spigot and the shower head. I wonder why could that be? This picture tells the tale:
Struggling Big 3
Being from Michigan, I am loyal to American auto manufacturers. But by selecting proprietary windshield wiper blades in a car design, it is clear how out of touch the Big 3 is with the American consumer. After all, one of the biggest arguments against foreign cars when I was young was how hard or expensive it could be to obtain replacement parts. Here I am, as an adult, jumping through hoops to get Ford proprietary windshield wiper blades. No wonder foreign auto manufacturers are doing so well. Wifey's Nissan Sentra was compatible with the El Cheapo brand blades one can buy at Wal-Mart.
Henry Ford, Mr. Interchangeable Parts himself, must be rolling in his grave.